Please help me with relationship stuff!

Albert · 11-28-2011, 06:14 AM

Kieran, since you got it in the bag, I suggest grabbing her like a man and then kissing her!

Sometimes, girls like to feel that their man is in control!

Say, in an Italian-English Accent with a rose in your mouth, "Oh~ Baby~ Yoo rook so fine tonight~ MOAH! *using the typical hand to mouth Italian gesture for saying 'delicious'* Bon Appetit!" *SMOOOOOOOOCH~*"

On the other hand, don't do that hahahahaha. But seriously... consider it.

Travmang · 11-28-2011, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Albert

Yoo rook so fine tonight~ MOAH!

So Alby, he's to speak like an Italian man but with an asian stereotypical flair? Interesting. HOW CAN SHE RESIST THAT?!

I'd recommend getting bitten by a new breed of spider that grants you spider-like abilities. I would then suggest that you stalk your prey(your girlfriend) and descend down to her from a strand of spidey silk and then give her an amazing kiss while hanging suspended upside down!

^ So original and never ever EVER portrayed in a film.

11-28-2011, 06:14 AM	#1
Albert DarkSleightZ Artist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 671 Donor Score: 110	Kieran, since you got it in the bag, I suggest grabbing her like a man and then kissing her! Sometimes, girls like to feel that their man is in control! Say, in an Italian-English Accent with a rose in your mouth, "Oh~ Baby~ Yoo rook so fine tonight~ MOAH! using the typical hand to mouth Italian gesture for saying 'delicious' Bon Appetit!" SMOOOOOOOOCH~" On the other hand, don't do that hahahahaha. But seriously... consider it. __________________ "Bluffing is an important act to all strategies." - Lelouch Lamperouge