Please help me with relationship stuff!

[Travmang]

Originally Posted by Albert

Yoo rook so fine tonight~ MOAH!

So Alby, he's to speak like an Italian man but with an asian stereotypical flair? Interesting. HOW CAN SHE RESIST THAT?!

I'd recommend getting bitten by a new breed of spider that grants you spider-like abilities. I would then suggest that you stalk your prey(your girlfriend) and descend down to her from a strand of spidey silk and then give her an amazing kiss while hanging suspended upside down!


^ So original and never ever EVER portrayed in a film.