Isn't ambiguity a beautiful thing sometimes? I am indeed dead serious, as anyone who's seen my facebook profile will attest:- It includes hand drawings and newspaper cuttings which prove that I was not the only witness. Ain't life strange? That's me stood below them with my eyes popping out of my head back in September 2008. At least 4 other people saw these two black triangles floating around our area that night but I saw them as orbs, hovering over the streetlamps, and when I pulled over for a closer look they morphed into these much larger black triangles with lights all over them
If you think that's crazy just assume I'm joking and move along. If you have an open mind then I'm totally serious!