Some insight on Albert's personal life! ;)

Travmang · 09-24-2011, 04:32 AM

Sorry, no truly revealing details here. However, I do have a little piece of information about him that everyone here would love to hear about!

Albert wears makeup. The following is a conversation between me and him which PROVES WITHOUT A DOUBT his makeup wearing ways!

Albert:
Gawd dang it....

Comes to the library
Opens bag
Can't find his textbook
...
TT^TT

Me:
‎4 streams of tears.

Albert:
Actually, 2 very large ones. The 2 lines make the outer border of one gigantic tear stream. That's how bawwwws I am. I cry rivers when I cry.

Me:
So then the black outlines is actually the eyeshadow and eyeliner you wear right? ehh, ehh?! ;P

Albert:
LMAO you would say that xD
‎

They don't have it TT^TT (note: that is DEFINITELY makeup and Trav most definitely did not edit these words here to make it funnier)...

Me:
I know, I'm an honest man. I would never fabricate details to make a fool of you in front of your friends.

Albert:
I appreciate that. Please post this for everyone to see!

Me:
If you insist... weirdo!

So yeah that's pretty much what went down the other day. I kept everything EXACTLY the same, as changing around some words here and there is something I would NEVER do!

Thoughts?

Albert · 09-24-2011, 04:44 AM

LMAO!!! That is so definitely changed up! xD

You arse, trying to make people think I wear make up!!! >.<

Travmang · 09-24-2011, 05:05 AM

HEY! Half of that is legit!

la0o9 · 09-24-2011, 12:50 PM

you don't wear make up? i thought all men do? well, may be i'm a bit different since i cross dr- nvm what i just said...

Jokes asides, it really is hard to try and put make up on yourself( no dolls, no volunteers, so i have to do myself, as for why i'm learning to do so, it's not a subject i want to touch... yet)

Fin · 09-28-2011, 04:14 AM

This has made me re-think my make-up strategy because in all seriousness a touch of eye-liner can really make the difference at that all-important job interview/blind date with an alien-human-hybrid.

Travmang · 09-28-2011, 05:20 AM

It worked when we first met!

Fin · 09-28-2011, 11:34 AM

lol, stop it I'm blushing

09-24-2011, 04:32 AM	#1
Travmang Pharaoh of Magicianry Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Seattle, Washington Posts: 249 Donor Score: 50	Some insight on Albert's personal life! ;) Sorry, no truly revealing details here. However, I do have a little piece of information about him that everyone here would love to hear about! Albert wears makeup. The following is a conversation between me and him which PROVES WITHOUT A DOUBT his makeup wearing ways! Albert: Gawd dang it.... Comes to the library Opens bag Can't find his textbook ... TT^TT Me: ‎4 streams of tears. Albert: Actually, 2 very large ones. The 2 lines make the outer border of one gigantic tear stream. That's how bawwwws I am. I cry rivers when I cry. Me: So then the black outlines is actually the eyeshadow and eyeliner you wear right? ehh, ehh?! ;P Albert: LMAO you would say that xD ‎ They don't have it TT^TT (note: that is DEFINITELY makeup and Trav most definitely did not edit these words here to make it funnier)... Me: I know, I'm an honest man. I would never fabricate details to make a fool of you in front of your friends. Albert: I appreciate that. Please post this for everyone to see! Me: If you insist... weirdo! So yeah that's pretty much what went down the other day. I kept everything EXACTLY the same, as changing around some words here and there is something I would NEVER do! Thoughts?

09-24-2011, 04:44 AM	#2
Albert DarkSleightZ Artist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 671 Donor Score: 110	LMAO!!! That is so definitely changed up! xD You arse, trying to make people think I wear make up!!! >.< __________________ "Bluffing is an important act to all strategies." - Lelouch Lamperouge

09-24-2011, 12:50 PM	#4
la0o9 Move monkey atm Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Not where you'd want to go :P Posts: 747	you don't wear make up? i thought all men do? well, may be i'm a bit different since i cross dr- nvm what i just said... Jokes asides, it really is hard to try and put make up on yourself( no dolls, no volunteers, so i have to do myself, as for why i'm learning to do so, it's not a subject i want to touch... yet) __________________ "Doubt isn't the same as saying people are bad, it simply means you actually care, 100% trust is nothing more than ignorance"~ Akiyama Shinichi- Liar Game "It's not the destination but the road to it that is worth the trip" "Be careful what you wish for... it might just come true"~ old saying "It's a small world, but only relatively" "Reality is not the world, it is the way humankind depicts the world, thus when you alter a person's way of seeing the world, you alter reality itself"

09-24-2011, 05:05 AM	#3
Travmang Pharaoh of Magicianry Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Seattle, Washington Posts: 249 Donor Score: 50	HEY! Half of that is legit!

09-28-2011, 04:14 AM	#5
Fin Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 530	This has made me re-think my make-up strategy because in all seriousness a touch of eye-liner can really make the difference at that all-important job interview/blind date with an alien-human-hybrid.

09-28-2011, 05:20 AM	#6
Travmang Pharaoh of Magicianry Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Seattle, Washington Posts: 249 Donor Score: 50	It worked when we first met!

09-28-2011, 11:34 AM	#7
Fin Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 530	lol, stop it I'm blushing